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27.Lawyer’s brain
A zombie popped down to his local brains shop to get some brain for supper.The sign boasted about the quality of the professional brain sold there,so he asked the butcher,
“How much is it for Doctor’s brain?:”
“That’s f3 an ounce.”
The zombie nodded,and then asked,”How abou Engineer’s brain?”
“f4 an ounce,sir.”answered the butcher.
“What about lawayer’s brain?”
“Ah,”replied the butcher,”That’s f100 an ounce.”
“The zombie was aghast.”
“Why is lawyer’s brain so much more?”
The butcher looked at him with an impatient reply :”Don’t you have any idea how many lawyers you need to kill to get one ounce of brain?” |
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