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101 reasons why men cheat / (Tiger Woods Edition). The timeless question comes round again. Can you answer?

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Plethoric are the theories the pop psychoanalysis the dime store hypothesis. In the wake of Tiger's epic fail we hereby present a quick rundown of the real reasons many men cheat as compiled by the whims and vagaries of the baffled needy male ego for the past oh about two million years. Ready?

Basically men cheat* because:

       1. Their penis told them to.
       2. The penis is always right.
       3. Unless it's not. Unless it's totally blindingly wrong. But that's really not possible. Just ask it. Wait a sec it's busy with that Vegas waitress. OK go ahead. See?
       4. The man's marriage is sexless and loveless and boring and he has needs that must -- nay MUST -- be met. Just ask the penis.
       5. The wife has low/no libido whereas the man has enough for nine teenagers and a box of rabbits.

chennick

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